Hollywood

Who's jalopey is a-covered with junk 
But don't have any money for lunch? 
It's Hollywood, it's Hollywood 
Who's the local star with the big fine car? 
It's Hollywood 

Who wears the shaded* glasses after dark 
Who tries to talk the little girlies into th' parking? 
It's Hollywood, Hollywood 
Who's the local yocal with the horn-rimmed bi-focals? 
It's Hollywood 

Who else would hold a cigarette like that 
Who else would wear a little "Frenchies hat"? 
No one but Hollywood, Hollywood 
Who thinks he's been around, 
But ain't never been out of town? 
It's Hollywood 

I'll give you just one little guess 
At who old Hollywood's trying to impress 
You're right, it's Hollywood, Hollywood 
Who's that farmer who thinks he's a charmer? 
It's Hollywood