You say either and I say either You say neither I say neither Either either, neither neither Lets call the whole thing off You say potato I say patattah You say tomato I say creole tomatah Lets call the whole thing off Oh, if we call the whole thing off Then we must part and Oh, if we ever part That would break my heart I say ursta you say oyster Im not gonna stop eatin urstas Just cause you say oysters, Lets call the whole thing off I say pajamas you say pajamas Sugar, whats the problem? For we know we need each other so Wed better call the calling off off Oh lets call it off, oh lets call it off Oh lets call it off, baby lets call it off Sugar why dont we call it off, Im talking baby why call it off Lets call the whole thing off