Tom: Am C Em Am Fmaj7 Fm [Verse 1] C Em I still remember, third of December, me in your sweater Am You said it looked better on me than it did you Fmaj7 Only if you knew, how much I liked you Fm But I watch your eyes as she [Pre-Chorus] C Walks by Em Am What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky Fmaj7 Fm* She's got you mesmerized while I die [Chorus] C Why would you ever kiss me? Em I'm not even half as pretty Am You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Fmaj7 But you like her better Fm* Wish I were Heather [Verse 2] C Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand Em Put your arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder Am But how could I hate her? She's such an angel Fmaj7 Fm But then again, kinda wish she were dead as she [Pre-Chorus] C Walks by Em Am What a sight for sore eyes, brighter than a blue sky Fmaj7 Fm* She's got you mesmerized while I die [Chorus] C Why would you ever kiss me? Em I'm not even half as pretty Am You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Fmaj7 But you like her better Fm* Wish I were Heather [Bridge] C Em Ooh, Wish I were Heather Am Fmaj7 Fm Ooh Wish I were Heather [Chorus] C Why would you ever kiss me? Em I'm not even half as pretty Am You gave her your sweater, it's just polyester Fmaj7 But you like her better Fm* Wish I were