Comédia MTV

I'm American

Comédia MTV


American
I'm american
Because I was born in America

It's early morning
freedom in the air
Hamburgers, waffles and pancakes everywhere

I choose the way
I wanna die
sausage, bacon, metan
or french fries

Ninety cents more in the price
and I get the ''Super-size'' (''Super-Size!'')
It's have fatness in my heart
I'm so happy that I'm gonna a super-fart! (Super-Fart!)

Because it's so funny!

It's so good...
...to be american, american (2X)

You know honey, I think that our neighbor is a communist
Why is that?
Because he is cooking metan in his house
He certainly doesn't believe in Jesus

I hate communits
arabs and gays
But my gardener is from a latin race
Buenos días senhor
Sorry, I don't speak bolivian

I love my property
and my family
My AB Shaper, my guns and my TV
Oh, it's so fun
I pray every day for Charlie Sheen
to quit the drugs and come back to the show (To the show)
And also for Jennifer Aniston
that doesn't have a husband but she deserves! (Deserves!)
Let's go honey, it's Stand-up night

Do you know what Mexico exports besides tacos and marijuana?
Bananas?
Bad gardeners!
And do you know what the difference between a chinese and a korean?
No? Not I! Who cares?!

It's so good...
...to be american, american (2X)

Oh, it was so fun, I can't understand why europeans don't like it
Oh yes honey, they don't know the meaning of the word: FUN!

Now I go sleep with the sensation
that tomorrow we should bomb a Muslim nation
They are terrorists!
And we celebrate, with a Mickey hat
as we just did on Bin Laden's death
Oh honey, where is Brandon?

I'm in the basement
I'm alone
My hopes and dreams they all were gone
Bullying every day I'm gonna cry
A voice told me that today my dad should die!

Check this website
they teach you how to make a bomb (To make a bomb!)
Pills, vitamins, cheddar cheese
All mix in a comb (in a comb!)
I hate society!

It's so bad...
...to be alone! To be alone!
It's so good...
...to detonate a bomb!