I'm pleased to almost meet you The pleasure's almost mine I can see that you're busy Perhaps another time I'm pleased to almost meet you Here let me get that door No need for conversation They do say less is more I'm pleased to almost meet you And hope you are the same I almost caught your eye then I'm so glad that I came I'm pleased to almost meet you It's taken oh so long Though I already know you Through all your early songs Hey hey hey hey hey, hey hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey hey, hey hey hey hey hey I'm pleased to almost meet you I can't believe it's true You're not as tall as I imagined Well let's say it's almost you I'm pleased to almost meet you You really are the most And now I'm standing next to you You look older up close I'm pleased to almost meet you It's almost time to say goodbye Well let me speak for both of us My how the time does fly I'm pleased to almost meet you Hope we'll almost meet again Friday's will work best for me Let's say around almost ten Hey hey hey hey hey, hey hey hey hey hey Hey hey hey hey hey, hey hey hey hey hey "I'm your almost number one fan, I'm your, I'm your number two fan"