There's something we both know 
You're meant for me but even so 
If I offered you the chance 
You'd probably still say no 
I've got to get it through to you 
You know you really want me to 
You've ignored me from the start 
You stuck-up, two-faced tart. 

You can't fight fate 
I should ask you for a date 
I know some day you'll come for me 
But I just can't wait 
You're really messing me about 
When I come in you're going out 
It should be tearing me apart 
You stuck-up, two-faced tart 

You'll fall in love with me, I guarantee 
I've had enough of your lies and your abuses 
Me, I'm your destiny 
I don't want any more hair-wash excuses 

It's oh, so sad 
It's driving me mad 
What's wrong with me 
I ain't that bad 
I can't take more 
I'm kicking down your door 
When you're alone in the dark 
You stuck-up, two-faced tart