Tom: A A D A E A (2x) A D A Love is a Christmas tree E A But don't pick any old tree you see D A Some have a long expire E A E F#m Turn your house into a funeral pyre [Chorus] E D A And I watered that tree 'til the branches rose up higher E D A And it drank drank drank but it kept on gettin' drier A Now it burns burns burns D A E A This tree's on fire, this tree's on fire [Verse] A D A The heat from the smoke and pine E A Melted my copy of "Walk the Line" D A And I tried to save "A Boy Named Sue" E A E F#m But dang, it cooked him too [Chorus] E D A The cat walked in set my Christmas tree on fire E D A He climbed climbed climbed hit some bulbs and tripped a wire A That's when I learned furn burns D A E A This tree's on fire, this tree's on fire A D A E A A D A E A E F#m Damn cats [Chorus] E D A I dove into my Christmas tree of fire E D A And I huffed and puffed and spit but the flame would not expire A Boy it burns burns burns D A E A This tree's on fire, this tree's on fire