Tom: C
F
(No Chord) Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem
C
Ban Roll On just won't do
G
I soaked in Clorox bleach
C
Lysol and Pine-Sol too
C7 F
Yes I ad mit I've got a stinkin problem
C
I filled the tub right to the top
G
I'll start with my Brillo pad
C
But I don't know when to stop
F
I wake up and right away
G C
A foul odor hits my nose
F
What's my sweat glands start to pour
G C
I'll stink from my head down to my toes
F
(No Chord) Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem
C
Aqua Velva can't cut through
G
Calgon won't take me away
C
Mr. Bubbles just says "pew"
F
Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem
C
Put Dr. Scholl's in my flip flops
G
Then I'll scrub my private parts
C
But I don't know when to stop
[Interlude]
F
I've been called some filthy names
G C
And a lot of dirty words
F
I'm in a funk but just the same
G C
I refuse to be det erred
Deterred???
F
(No Chord) Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem
C
Even lye soap won't re move
G
Ivory Liquid and Irish Spring
C
I even tried my dog's sham poo
F
Yes I admit I've got a stinkin problem
C
Smell like a hog knee deep in slop
G
I wore out my loofah pad
C
Maybe I should try a mop
G
David Ball might have had him a hit
C
But Cledus T.'s done stunk it up
