Tom: D
D A G A7
D A
She climbed up on his bus, said "That I'll do
G A
Just about anything y'uns want me to
G A D A
I got tickets to your show from the radio, you know they's free"
D A
He said "You've got the wrong bus" she said "I know who you are
G A
You're that hillbilly Nashville country comedy star
G A D
And I thought you might like to have a little company"
G A
He said "Maybe 20 years ago in a different place
G A7
In a darker room with a prettier face
G A
But there's just way too many fish in the sea
D A G
And gettin' caught with a whale would be the end of me
A D E7 A
Darlin' this can't be the first time you've been dissed
G A
See I got brunettes and blondes, redheaded girls
G A
Droppin' by soon hey rockin' my world
G A
Turn around and go you ain't on my list
G A D
See only the best lookin' tuna get's to be starkissed"
[Instrumental]
Bm G A G A
G A
But there's just way too many fish in the sea
D A G
And gettin' caught with a whale would be the end of me
A D E7 A
Surely this ain't the first time you've been dissed
G A
See I got brunettes and blondes, redheaded girls
G A
Comin' by soon rockin' my world
G A
Turn around and go you ain't on my list
G A D Bm
See only the best lookin' tuna gets to be starkissed
G A D
Only the best lookin' tuna gets to be starkissed
D
Aw, I'm just kiddin', sit down
