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Every time a country awards show comes on my T V
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I'm forced to put up with some choreograph y
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I really like She-Daisy and Sara Evans is mighty fine
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But I prefer my country music without all that bump and gr ind
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So Sha nia put some clothes on
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Stop prancin' all around
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And Mark Miller I get dizzy watching you sp in with Sawyer Brown
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Even Jo Dee Messina's shaking her hips and all of her red
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But if George Strait starts dancing somebody sh oot me in the head
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Well you never saw Hank Jr. do the el ectric bugal oo
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And I can't see Merle Haggard moon walking in his boots
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Now, Faith Hill is a diva and she can shake her bootyful thing
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But I prefer my country singers to just hold real still and sing
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So Kenny Chesney keep your hat on
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Quit tr ying to get down
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You don't see Brad Paisley sugar footin like James Brown
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Even the Dixie Chicks got their groove on in Earl's dead
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But if George Strait starts dancing somebody sh oot me in the head
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Last night I had a bad dream that country was going (No Chord) pop
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I seen Alan Jackson break dancing while McGraw did the robot
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So Trace Adkins put one glove on if you're gonna dance like that
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You move like Michael Jackson but you wear a cowboy hat
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Now I don't much agree with what Lee Ann Womack said
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So if George Strait starts dancin somebody sh oot me in the head
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If George Strait starts dancin somebody sh oot me in the head
