Tom: G G D Em7 C D G Been dang near two years D Since I had a beer C G D By gosh that's changing to night G Gonna start me a tab D Call me a cab C D D/C D/B Might even get in a fight Am C/B D I ain't going hog-wild in for ever C D G D Gonna have myself a night I can't re member G Miller Light a shot of Crown D/F# Man that stuff burns goin' down Em7 One too many Coke and Jacks C D It'll all come floatin' back G That Old Cuervo's way too strong D/F# Em7 But one more 'fore I go home fire up the bl ender C D G Gonna have myself a night I can't re member [Instrumental] D Em7 C D G Drunk ain't my style D And it'll be a long while C G D 'Fore I pull that stunt ag ain G Tylenol and Tums D Oh no here it comes C D D/C D/B I'm prayin to the porcel ain Am C/B D This hangov er can't last for ever C D G D Done had myself a night I can't re member G Shot out the lights Kicked down the door D/F# Woke up face down on the floor Em7 I'd better call someone and ask C D How'd I wind up in this cast G I got stamps on both my hands D/F# I wonder who threw that beer can Em7 Right through my winder C D G Done had myself a night I can't re member [Instrumental] G D/F# Em7 C D G My dang liver's nearly gone D/F# In A- -A's where I belong Em7 Hey thanks bart ender C D Done had myself a night (No Chord) G D/F# I can't re member