CHORUS: England swings like a pendulum do Bobbies on bicycles, two by two Westminster Abbey, the tower of Big Ben The rosy red cheeks of the little children Now, if you huff and puff and you fin'ly save enough Money up to take your family on a trip across the sea, Take a tip before you take your trip Let me tell you where to go Go to England 'cause CHORUS Mummy's old pajamas and your daddy's mustache Falling out the windowsill, frolic in the grass Tryin' to mock the way, they talk fun but all in vain, Gaping at the dapper men with derby hats and canes, oh CHORUS (repeat and fade out)