Oh!
Let's go!
Honestly, I kinda get it
Not getting more than 5 likes on your
Latest shitty picture on your Insta
Where did it all go wrong?
Feelin' like you're out of touch
So you Snapchat your lunch with to avail
What a sorry tale
But take off that noose and listen to this song
Don't kill yourself, don't kill yourself
That would be really fucking stupid
How could you listen to ChuggaBoom!?
Don't be a fucking prick, become a Chuggalo instead
Chuggalos stick together, you're never giving up
You're only soaking up what we provide you
This is a breaktrough, I'm who you look up to
Don't kill yourself
You fucking dumbass, why would you do that?
Come on if you think about it, it isn't all that bad
So get it out of your system, punk
It's time to listen up
Here's what you need to know about wanting to go
If you decide to throw it all away, we'd be quite sad
Breathe deeply and look deep into my eyes
If you can see them, and if you can't, Google a picture
Imagine if you actually died, you'd never see us again
You know forever is forever, right?
Our shows are fucking mental, avanues for getting crunk
How could you do that shit if you were nothing
But a corpse that isn't breathing?
There's only slience in suicide
Unless you're chopping your arms off to cause a fuss
It's the worst idea you've ever fucking had, don't kill yourself
Chuggalos stick together, you're never giving up
You're only soaking up what we provide you
This is a breaktrough, I'm who you look up to
Don't kill yourself
You fucking idiot, bleh
Chuggalos stick together, you're never giving up
You're only soaking up what we provide you
This is a breaktrough, I'm who you look up to
Don't kill yourself
What a bad idea, we need you around
We need you to throw down
And buy our merch and shit
Buy our merch and shit
Oh no, what would we do without you?
We need your money to survive
Or we'd probably die
And it'd be all of your fault
