Tom: F Intro: Dm C Gm Dm C Gm Dm C When she turned eighteen she went astray Gm Dm With her brother's dealer, so they say Dm C She had the baby yesterday Gm Dm Perhaps it's just a rumour Dm C They kept her prisoner growing up Gm Dm Told her Jesus was enough Dm C She's really into dirty stuff Gm Dm Perhaps it's just a rumour And if you asked her she'd say Dm I'm just tryin' to work out C Gm Dm How to be like myself Dm I'm just tryin' to work out C Gm Dm These cards I've been dealt Dm C See that girl she's looking great Gm Dm She used to be quite overweight Dm C She may not be entirely straight Gm Dm Perhaps it's just a rumour Dm C Always did as she was told Gm Dm Apparently she's on the dough Dm C Spends it all on alcohol Gm Dm Perhaps it's just a rumour Dm I'm just tryin' to work out C Gm Dm How to be like myself Dm I'm just tryin' to work out C Gm Dm These cards I've been dealt Dm 'Cause she did it, she did it C Her bed is forbidden Gm He's fitting she isn't C She keeps her face hidden Dm She told 'em good riddance C Her sister brought with 'em Gm She wishes she didn't C And now they're all singing Dm I'm just tryin' to work out C Gm Dm How to be like myself Dm I'm just tryin' to work out C Gm Dm These cards I've been dealt Dm I'm just tryin' to work out C Gm Dm How to be like myself Dm I'm just tryin' to work out C Gm Dm These cards I've been dealt Dm She did it, she did it C Her bed is forbidden Gm He's fitting she isn't C She keeps her face hidden Dm She told 'em good riddance C Her sister brought with 'em Gm She wishes she didn't C And now they're all singing Dm I'm just tryin' to work out C Gm Dm How to be like myself Dm I'm just tryin' to work out C Gm Dm These cards I've been dealt Dm Just tryin' to work out C Gm Dm How to be like myself Dm I'm just tryin' to work out C Gm Dm These cards I've been dealt