I am a Millipede I am amazing I command you to Gaze upon my face You'll never find someone Charming as I am I'm the swankiest bug out in space I'm a star I'm a God I'm a thing to behold There is none as resplendent as I With my sleek little legs And my three hundred eggs Of my majesty none can deny Because I am the millipede I am mysterious When I vanish I never leave a trace You will not find a bug With such illusions I'm a creature Of fathomless grace Millipede means allure Millipede means couture Millipede means grandeur Millipede means saviour Millipede means mature Millipede means so pure Millipede means the cure for all lesser breeds I am a millipede I am the champion No one else in the universe Keeps pace You'll never find someone Quite so enchanting While I'm here there's Just no second place I'm an idol A King I'm an object of awe There is none Quite so gleaming as I I've got glamour to spare You are right When you stare I'm the who, what, when, where, and the why (Join me) I am a millipede I am astounding Wisdom flows from my personage Like lace You'll never find some darling as I am I'm the swankiest Tutelary pest Certainly best dressed Bug out in space