Tom: A [Intro] E G A E A He's such a nice boy, so well-mannered E G A He's so much better than the last one you brought around E A Please and thank you, everything matters E G A E I'm gonna make sure that she knows I'm the best she's found A E The moment she walks out that door G A I'm not pretending anymore E G A If your mother knew all of the things that we do E A (If your mother knew all the things we do) E G A If your mother knew, she'd keep me so far from you E A (If your mother knew all the things we do) E A Sneak out the window, pass over pillows E G A E I'll be waiting in the car right around the block Back of the Benzo (back of the Benzo) A More than a friend zone (more than a friend zone) E G A E We've been hiding since the time they forgot to knock A E The moment she walks out that door (she walks out that door) G A I'm not pretending anymore E G A If your mother knew all of the things that we do E A (If your mother knew, all that we do) E G A If your mother knew, she'd keep me so far from you E A (If your mother knew all the things we do) E Next time that she sees me G A She gon' act like she don't know me E 'Cause she knows all of the story G A Now your daddy wants to kill me (ah) E Next time that she sees me G A She gon' act like she don't know me E 'Cause she knows all of the story G A Now your daddy wants to kill me (yeah) E G (If your mother only knew ooh) E A The moment she walks out that door E G A I'm not pretending anymore E G A If your mother knew all of the things that we do E (If your mother knew, all that we do) E G A If your mother knew, she'd keep me so far from you E A (If your mother knew all the things we do) E Next time that she sees me (hey) G A She gon' act like she don't know me (does she know me?) E 'Cause she knows all of the story G A Now your daddy wants to kill me (yeah) E Next time that she sees me G A She gon' act like she don't know me E 'Cause she knows all of the story G A Now your daddy wants to kill me (yeah) E G A If your mother knew all of the things that we do E G A If your mother knew all of the things that we do E G A E If your mother knew all of the things that we do