[Augustus]
Oompa Loompa, doompety doo
I've got a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa, doompety dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get when you guzzle down sweets?
Eating as much as an elephant eats
What are you at getting terribly fat?
What do you think will come of that?
I don't like the look of it
Oompa Loompa doompety da
If you're not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the oompa loompa Doompety do
Doompety do
[Violet]
Oompa Loompa, doompety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa, doompeda dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
Gum chewing's fine when it's once in a while
It stops you from smoking and brightens your smile
But it's repulsive revolting and wrong
Chewing and chewing all day long
The way that a cow does
Oompa Loompa do-doompety da
Given good manners you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the oompa loompa Doompety do
[Veruca]
Oompa Loompa doompety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompety dee
If you are wise you will listen to me
Who do you blame when your kid is a brat
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat?
Blaming the kids is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame
The mother and the father!
Oompa Loompa doompety da
If you're not spoiled then you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do
[Mike]
Oompa Loompa doompety doo
I've got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompeda dee
If you are wise you'll listen to me
What do you get from a glut of TV?
A pain in the neck and an IQ of three
Why don't you try simply reading a book?
Or could you just not bear to look?
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no
You'll get no commercials
Oompa Loompa Doompety Da
If you're not greedy you will go far
You will live in happiness too
Like the Oompa
Oompa Loompa Doompety do
