If you must tell him Tell him gently Say that he had a clever mind but add that he was too smart for his own good That's all there was If you must tell him Tell him gently The other one was handsome but he knew it all too well and that was it That's all there was You say you should be rational You say you should be more true to yourself And if that's all there is... I know you could be rational I know you could be more true to yourself And if that's all there is... There are ways to leave him I think eight ways to leave your man There are ways to leave him But you will not leave your man Something in his pocket stops you ohhohho He would most likely rather know you As the one who threw up everytime a boy passed by until she met the one I know it's hard And don't mention the one you loved by All of your heart and never got over, partly because he was run over by a car I know it's hard You've tried so hard