No one recommends it No one understands it No one recommends it No one understands that I can't live without it And I can't sleep without it Fill my head with make-believe Until my nose begins to bleed I can wipe it on my sleeve Rent a little room to breathe Carve a little friend from clay Teach it how to masturbate There are baddies comin' to get ya There are zombies in the cellar They're putting shit in the water Pass it out, pass it out, damage done Neck it down, neck it down, damage done Pass it out, neck it down, damage done No one recommends it No one compliments it It gives you the gremlins And you take on resemblance So what is there to do but befriend them? Curl up in a spiny ball Entertain your hedgehog thoughts Brag about the cold you caught There are baddies comin' to get ya There are zombies in the cellar They're putting shit in the water Pass it out, pass it out, damage done Neck it down, neck it down, damage done Pass it out, neck it down, damage done (But thanks to evolution The immune system will acknowledge And will eventually adapt And will dispel the threat Ain't that a great solution? We can sleep in the knowledge That it'll save our future kin If the theory's correct) There are baddies comin' to get ya And zombies in the cellar They're putting shit in the water Pass it out Neck it down Damage done No one recommends it No one compliments it It gives you the gremlins And you take on resemblance So what is there to do? What is there to do but befriend them?