Tom: Bm
D G
The ambulance sirens rang
A D
As they wheeled her to the stand
F# G
Feathered, tarred, and handcuffed
A
To a stretcher
D G
The doctor's diagnosis
A D
Was multiple sclerosis
F# G
An open and shut hopeless
A
Fucking case
[Verse 2]
D G
The wheels of Justice turned
A D
Till the tires were bald and burned
F# G
And when they'd all adjourned
A
I asked myself
[Chorus]
A D G
Am I un H A P P Y?
A D
Does a newborn baby cry?
F# G
Did Elvis really die?
A
And I said to myself
D G
Self Is wrestling fixed?
[Instrumental]
A D F# G A
[Chorus]
A D G
Am I un H A P P Y
A D
Does a newborn baby cry?
F# G
Dis Elvis really die?
G E
Did Little Red Riding wear a hood?
E E
Do the three bears shit in the woods?
E A
Was Humpty Dumpty fat?
A
Does the Pope wear a funny hat?
A G
Is wrestling fixed?
