I am he as you are he as you are me And we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun See how they fly. i´m crying Sitting on cornflake waiting for the van to come Corporation tee shirt, stupid bloody tuesday Man, you´ve been a naughty boy You let your face grow long I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus--goo goo g'joob Mister city policeman sitting pretty little Policemen in a row See how they fly like lucy in the sky See how they run. i´m crying. i´m crying. i'm crying...i'mcryyyy... Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dog´s eye Crab a locker fishwife Pornographic priestess Boy, you´ve been a naughty girl You let your knickers down I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus--goo goo g'joob Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun If the sun don´t come you get a tan From standing in the english rain I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus--goo goo g'joob Expert experts choking smokers Don´t you think the joker laughs at you? See how they smile like pigs in a sty See how they snide I´m crying Semolina pilchard climbing up the eiffel tower Elementary penguin singin´hare krishna Man, you should have seen them Kicking edgar allan poe I am the eggman They are the eggmen I am the walrus--goo goo g'joob