Chorus: If you want the record Just ask the Gangs of England Intellectual litigation Just ask the Gangs of England And copyright inflation Just ask the Gangs of England Press record If you want the record You are the record company I sign to you My creative skill You are the head of E.M.I. Without investment In arms that kill You are my advance On the western front You are my publishing deal you are my publicity stunt (Chorus) You are my photo session You are my interview You are my A and R man Who hasn't got a clue You are my South Bank special And you run Channel Four You are my radio plugger Who's just been shown the door (Chorus) So who's in For a chart conspiracy? What happens if you count The downloads that are free Well, I bought Q.P.R. And some Bowie stock Pawned my Les Paul Jr All my shit's in hock (Chorus) You are my world tour In Dolly Parton's van You are my obscene track That DJ's wanted banned You are my sponsored deal That I should have left You're my artistic patron That I have left bereft (Chorus) (3x): Press record If you want the record Press record (8x): We are the Gangs of England We've come to make the record