Driving past the freeway on my daily commute Seven miles to the gallon with a first-rate view Not a fairy in this town, we chased them out long ago My Southern values matter more than you'll ever know This land is great and it should never change I don't care what those Commie bastards say My straight white children and a wife that cleans Let's pour a glass for the American dream Graduated to a high paying job completely debt free There's nothing quite like life in 1953 Saw a black guy on the sidewalk, better call 911 He got arrested for no reason, but at least I had some fun Dress up nice for church in my Sunday best Go back home and bone my wife, I am so blessed My straight white children and a wife that cleans Let's pour a glass for the American dream Graduated to a high paying job completely debt free There's nothing quite like life in 1953 You call this shit coffee? It tastes like old piss I'll knock all your teeth out with the back of my fist Go get me a beer bitch, you'se supposed to submit Don't do this again or else you'll regret it You call this shit coffee? It tastes like old piss I'll knock all your teeth out with the back of my fist Go get me a beer bitch, you'se supposed to submit Don't do this again or else you'll regret it