Tracy Byrd

Revenge Of A Middle-aged Woman

Tracy Byrd


Tom: D

D 
I was looking for a cheap car in the Sunday classifies 
D 
When an ad jumped out and hit me right between my bugged out eyes 
          G 
It was a two year old mercedes for 700 bucks 
            D    
I couldn't make my trembling fingers dial that number fast enough 
      A                                 G 
The woman who picked up the phone said yes it's still for sale 
    n.c. 
But I've had about a 1000 calls so you better move your tail 
D 
when I drove up that long driveway with cash there in my hands 
D 
she met me at the garage in a short skirt and a tan 
         G    
when we took it for a test drive I couldn't believe my luck  
 
She said, 
 D 
I'll throw in them Arnold Palmer golf clubs there in the trunk 
A                                  G   
none of this was making sense but then it dawned me  
          n.c. 
when she referred as her old man as that  cheatin' s.o.b. 


 
Refrão -------------
        G 
It's a was a classic case of a woman scorn 
D 
She'll make that man wish he had never been born 
        G 
She a forty something year old judge and jury  
A                       G              F            D 
Hell has no fury like revenge of a  middle-aged wo-man
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D 
So she took me out to breakfast put it on his credit card 
D 
And by the time they poured the coffee she was pouring out her heart 
 G 
Stories of his sneaking round and sorted escapades 
  D 
Secretaries waitresses and bimbos half his age 
     A                                   G 
She said you know there is one thing I ought to thank him for  
        n.c. 
But he ticked me off so much I put new locks on the doors 
 
 
to chorus, lead G D G A  
 
D 
I believe good wine and woman get better with time 
D 
And if you ask me that man's a fool or else he must be blind 
       G 
I'll never know his motives can't get inside his head 
     D                            n.c.   
but I'm driving that Mercedes and I'm sleeping in his bed 
 
to chorus, to ending 
 
ENDING: 
  F            A         G   D 
Revenge of a middle-aged wo-man  
 
"I know I ought to feel guilty about something 
I just cant't think of what it might be"

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