He's a marine commander in a submarine world And he knows what he's after he's a tank driving man He talked to orcas - they told him whoppers. He's wearing flippers he's got an optical correcter on his goggles His mind's a blank he's only thinking of his duty to the folks back home He watches the boats as he floats down the Danube He's been making a living giving businessmen head. He's anti-grav, he's underwater Oo floating around in a state of confusion In the bath can't find the plug hole They took one look they sank his boat Hair kelp gator-breath death in the basement Disaster in the Mediterranean Hair kelp gator-breath death in the basement Disaster in the Mediterranean Hair kelp gator-breath death in the basement Disaster in the Mediterranean Hold down, turtle down down, death in the basement, Disaster in the Mediterranean Swim (female: it's a nice place to visit x8) Like a Ninja Simone With a cold-hearted stare Came a terrible rage On a squid in a mood. Our friends the filth are only geezers: They use their tweezers Well it seemed a shame to move it Ed lived next door Said use a plunger Dogboy gets his biscuit and the cake gets bigger You want it mad I'll give you barmey You want it rough go join the Army You want absurd I'll give you barmey You want it rough go join the Army You want real life I'll give you barmey You want it rough go join the Air Force You want absurd I'll give you barmey You want it rough go join the Air Force You want my name I can't remember You want my vote you'll have to pay me You want my car you'll have to drive me You want my number you'll have to find me You want it now I'll see you later You want it large you'll have to feed it You want it mad it mad I'll give you donuts You want it fresh you'll have to keep it in the bath sample: [cheering]