Well, well, well I don't need no Ford Fiesta I don't need no Mercedes I don't need no Holy Roller No, I still ride around in ease I don't need no Turtle Wax I bought some once, but I sent it back I don't need those radial tyres I don't need no drums and wires Chorus: 'Coz I'm cruising in the bus lane I'm cruising in the bus lane Yeah, I'm cruising in the bus lane I'm cruising in the bus lane Riding around in a foreign land With a half-mad group and a half-dead van The B.R.D. is a fine, fine place Gotta get this cake from offa my face Got Black Forest Gateaux everywhere And all those people stop and stare Been buzzing all of those English tanks Been singing this tune since I heard Blank Frank Chorus Sometimes I feel like a dog I guess that must go with my job Now a Jaguar is a fine, fine beast But the bus is the place that I found peace Everyday 'bout 12 'till 5 I feel glad to be alive Ain't got no fridge, ain't got no telly But a crate of beer and an Antonelli and that's enough for me Chorus (x2) So spare Nerven, spar Verdruss fahr mit uns im kleinem Bus (translates to) So save your nerves, avoid the bother, go with us on the small bus