Red Pets

Red pets - they get me so excited 
They make me want to go to sea 
They make me jump and shout and holler 
They're really getting to me 
Everyone says they lift weights 
Except for me, I think they're great 
Red pets, ah red pets 
Red pets - I don't mean Guccione, and I don't mean Hugh 
I want to go to Moscow, tell you what I'm going to do 
Olga Korbut drives me mad, I'll buy some vodka for her dad 
Red pets...grrrr, red pets 

Red pets - Martina Navratilova, and Mrs. Gorbachev as well 
Don't give up all of their secrets 
They've got some stories to tell 
Everyone says keep in touch, I don't think that they care that much 
Red pets, red pets 

Oh, everyone says keep in touch 
I don't think that they care too much 
Red pets, red pets 

Red pets - Svetlana Peters, she's not defective at all 
( Stalin's daughter ) 
I wanna go to Leningrad, and I'm gonna have a ball 
Could turn the house into a wardrobe, could drive the vicar astray 
Could make me join the Navy, I think they've got a lot to say 

But everyone says keep in touch, 
I don't think that they care too much 
Everyone says they lift weights 
Except for me, I think they're great 
Everyone says keep in touch 
I know they just don't care that much 
Disconnect the party line 
I think we're going to need some time 
Red pets, grrr, red pets 
Red pets, red pets