Tom: E
E A E
He was in Chicago lootin' stores at night
A E
Britches hangin' off of his behind
A E
But the day that he didn't loot no more
A E
Was the day he walked in Jimmy's Hardware Store
[Verse 2]
A E
You see Jimmy did two tours in Iraq
A E
He closed the store but he slept there in the back
A E
So when a brick came through his window pane
A E
Jimmy grabbed a two by four and then he sang
[Chorus]
C# B E A
It's time to get your ass kicked son your lootin' days are through
B E A
'Cause I done fought Al-Qaeda, it won't be that tough with you
F# B E A
He broke his nose and whooped him like a dog and made it last
C# B E
Singin' this is the day I whoopеd a looters ass
[Verse 3]
A E
Well the lootеr ran crying and called the cops
A E
Jimmy laughed so hard he couldn't stop
A E
He said let me know when they show up
A E
'Cause there's a long wait time for helpin' thugs
[Chorus]
C# B E A
It's time to get your ass kicked son your lootin' days are through
B E A
'Cause I done fought Al-Qaeda, it won't be that tough with you
F# B E A
He broke his nose and whooped him like a dog and made it last
C# B E
Singin' this is the day I whoopеd a looters ass
[Bridge]
A B
The looter tried to call his friends
E A
But no one would showed up
B
And to this day that hardware store's
E A
Downtown and stays untouched
[Chorus]
C# B E A
It's time to get your ass kicked son your lootin' days are through
B E A
'Cause I done fought Al-Qaeda, it won't be that tough with you
F# B E A
He broke his nose and whooped him like a dog and made it last
C# B E
Singin' this is the day I whoopеd a looters ass
[Outro]
E A E
He was in Chicago lootin' stores at night
A E
Britches hangin' off of his behind
A E
But the day that he didn't loot no more
A E
Was the day he walked in Jimmy's Hardware Store
