May it never be said she's knockin' them dead But is there a fame, it's such a cryin' shame what they're sayin' It's more than a game that they're playin' At the start as we all should know That she's some kind of sleaze, that's a social disease Shut up, shut up Don't tell me that my best friend's a menace She might wind up in a book written by Guinness It's all right with me, if she wants to be As loony as the day she was born Shut up, shut up Call her name in the air and she'll soon be there If you want her to be Round me a bend and I'm needin' a friend she comes to me The story book lies, there's stars in her eyes She's one of a kind and I sure am glad that I met her I couldn't have found one much better But there's something we all should know She's a kind of a gnu that belongs in a zoo Shut up, shut up Don't tell me that my best friends like Alice Who might wind up in a looking-glass palace It's all right with me, if she wants to be As naughty as the day she was born Shut up, shut up Call her name in the air and she'll soon be there If you want her to be Round me a bend and I'm needin' a friend she comes to me Don't tell me that my best friend's a menace She might wind up in a book written by Guinness It's all right with me, if she longs to be As nutty as the day she was born Shut up, shut up Call her name in the air and she'll soon be there If you want her to be Round me a bend and I'm needin' a friend she comes to me Shut up, shut up