Tom: G G C/G F/G C/G --8p7--7-x-x-8---8-8-8-8-x-5-5-|--5--x-x-3------------| --8----8-x-x-5---5-5-5-5-x-6-6-|--6--x-x-5------------| --0----0-----0---0-0-0-0---0-0-|--0------0------------| -------------------------------|----------------------| -------------------------------|----------------------| -------------------------------|----------------------| D G/D D7 --2---2-2-x-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-x-3-3-|--3--x-x-5------------| --3---3-3-x-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-x-3-3-|--3--x-x-3------------| --2---2-2-x-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-x-4-4-|--4--x-x-5------------| --0---------0-------------------|--0------0------------| --------------------------------|----------------------| --------------------------------|----------------------| G C G C Hey bus driver keep the change G Bm C G bless your children give them names D Am D Am Don't trust men who walk with canes Em C Drink this and you'll grow wings on your feet G C G C Broadway Mary, Joan Fontaine G Bm C G advertiser on a downtown train D Am D Am Chistmas crier bustin' cane, Em C he's in love again Em Where dock worker's dreams C mix with panther's schemes to D C G someday own the rodeo Em C Tainted women in Vistavision G C D perform for out-of-state kids at the late show G C G C Wizard imps and sweat sock pimps G Bm C G Interstellar mongrel nymphs D Am D Am Rex said that lady left him limp. Em C Love's like that - sure it is G C G C Queen of diamonds, ace of spades G Bm C G Newly discovered lovers of the everglades D Am D Am Take out a full page ad in the trades Em C To announce their arrival Em C And Mary Lou she found out how to cop D C G Em She rides to heaven on a gyroscope C The Daily News asks her for the dope G C D She says: "Man, the dope's that there's still hope" G C G C G Bm C G Senorita, Spanish rose, wipes her eyes and blows her nose D Am D Am Em Uptown in Harlem she throws a rose C to some lucky young matador G Am G7 D Em D7 C Bm ---3---0---1---2---0---2---0---2--- ---0---1---0---3---0---1---1---3--- ---0---2---0---2---0---2---0---4--- ---0---2---0---0---2---0---2---4--- ---2---0---2-------2-------3---2--- ---3-------3-------0---------------