Tom: A A D A B7 E Well I'm Joe the Singin' Janitor, I'm at a theater near you A D I'll also be appearing at the concerts you'll be hearing but I won't be singin' with a band A E A I'm Joe the Singin' Janitor, cleanin' up for the folks, gettin by the best I can [Chorus] D I'm in your school room, your pool room, your office and your home A And I always give you service with a smile D And most folks never think that a janitor needs A E A little kindness once in a while A D Well I really don't care if you think I'm square from my hat down to my shoes A E A I'm Joe the Singin' Janitor, so go easy on a guy tryin' to make life easy for you A D E A Well the schoolkids like to have a laugh on me, with their spitballs and chewin' gum mess A B7 E Makin' fun of my cornball singin' voice and the real square way I dress A D Well I'm gonna sing a song in the principal's office, so they better respect an old man A E A I'm Joe the Singin' Janitor, workin' hard for the kids, gettin' by the best I can A D E A Well if a broomstick was a microphone, I could show you all a thing or two A B7 E I ain't on the stage, just a dirty old floor, and I got a lot of work to do A D I can't carry a tune in a bucket but I carry that bucket with pride A E A I'm Joe the Singin' Janitor, yeah I'm the man behind the mop I make everything sparkle & shine [Chorus] A E A Yeah go easy on a guy tryin' to make life easy for you