I don’t know what’s gotten into me And I don’t know what’s possessed my mind But I’m in need of some therapy, Just give me something to help me unwind Doctor says I’ve got to lay off the booze, His diagnosis: The red white and blues Red white and blues Line them up in a single file Lay them down in neat little rows I don’t really care, whatever style Wrap them up with little pink bows Ever since I could tie my own shoes I’ve learned to live with the red white and blues The red white and blues Baby maybe I should meditate And see if I can’t collect my thoughts Focus in, try and concentrate Or just get out and try and walk it off Cause every good thing I use and abuse I got to suffer the red white and blues The red white and blues I don’t want to hear the evidence I don’t care what the judge has to say All it takes is some common sense If you’re going to make a clean: Get away I nearly died when I heard the news A life sentence of the red white and blues But I really tried, and here I stand accused My only crime, the red white and blues Red white and blues Red white and blues Red white and blues