Meat Curtains 1> I'm standing outside and I'm standing tall But the backdoor 's locked, I don't have the keys The windows open just a little crack And the drapes are flapping in the breeze 2> My fingers in and the windows up It's open wide now my god All those thick & fury drapes needed Was a big long slippery curtain rod CH> Through your window - light is spurtin' When I open - your meat curtain