None of the pretty girls could do it None of the pretty girls could do it I tried and I tried but I couldn't get through it None of the pretty girls could do it All the battles in my life When I went out once or twice We talked it over on a date And then decided we would not mate And when I'm alone at night (When I'm alone at night) Brushing my teeth by moonlight (Brushing my teeth by moonlight) I think of the ones I've kissed And I think they're the ones I don't miss to kiss And when I'm all ready for bed I lie awake and think about the things that I've said I pretend to sleep 'cause I know that I should I pretend to sleep though I wish that I could