Tom: D D D7 G G7 D D7 E A D D7 G G7 D D7 E A D [Chorus] D D7 I got an angel of a woman with big green eyes G G7 Friends in the country, old neckties D D7 Big cheesburgers and good French fries E A Could go fishing but the fish draw flies D D7 Could go swimming if it ain't too deep G G7 I'd rather just sit here and cool my feet D D7 I know I ain't lazy cause I don't like sleep A D Might just be lazy to you [Verse] D D7 I want to live in the city have a telephone G G7 Live in the country throw my dog a bone D D7 Ride on a space ship want to get lost E A Mama still tell me about the Pentecost D D7 Ride a bicycle but my ass gets sore G G7 Sell the Holy Bibles, door to door D D7 Used to be stupid but ain't no more A D Might just be stupid to you [Break] D D7 G G7 D D7 E A D D7 G G7 D D7 E A D [Verse] D D7 I like to drink beer, hang out in the bars G G7 Don't like busses, and I don't like cars D D7 Don't like presidents, don't like stars E A Never had stitches, but I do got scars D D7 Love to go to parties, I love my friends G G7 Got no books, just got bookends D D7 Think I'm crazy, well that depends A D It don't seem that crazy to me [Verse] D D7 The story's old it's been said before G G7 That's all there is to it, here's some more D D7 Friend comin' over from the liquor store E A Jole he danced till his feet get sore D D7 Love my woman and my woman loves me G G7 Don't go skiing cause I can't ski D D7 That kinda thing, didn't bother me E A Shouldn't been bothering you [Chorus] D D7 I got an angel of a woman with big green eyes G G7 Friends in the country, old neckties D D7 Big cheesburgers and good French fries E A Could go fishing but the fish draw flies D D7 Could go swimming if it ain't too deep G G7 I'd rather just sit here and cool my feet D D7 I know I ain't lazy cause I don't like sleep A D Might just be lazy to you [Outro] A D Might just be stupid to you A D Don't seem that crazy to me A D Life shouldn't be botherin' you...