[Blair & Alaska]
Well, I do declare!
Uhm, what exactly do you declare again?
[Blair]
My, oh my
Look at that pretty little thing
She's got the world on a string
Head-to-toe sickening
No competition, no ring
Ooh! Hold up that's me
Talking like Cardi B
And I'm looking like Gucci
Cover girl, feeling like Twiggy
No one can touch me
I'm the one and only queen walking, ey!
Superstar, centerstage
Hollywood, I'm all the rage
Money face, movie smile
Everything in fashion
Body type, like a snack
Leading lady all in black
Ingénue, Jimmy Choo
Lights, camera, action
America's Sweetheart!
The girl you'll love to know
America's Sweetheart!
I came to steal the show
[Alaska]
Oh yay, oh yay, oh yay
Taking to the stand like OJ
TV screens, magazines
She's been around the world
But she looks thirteen
Whoa! A TNT explosion
TMZ, my not so secret admirer
Blowing up my phone like Tyra, woo
Superstar, black page
Mother load, Mickey's rage
My new face, juvederm
Everything is plastic
Hot couture, off the rack
Breaking up Fleetwood Mac
Giant shoe, forty two
Lights, camera, action
[Blair]
America's Sweetheart!
The girl you'll love to know
America's Sweetheart!
I came to steal the show
[Alaska & Blair]
Blair! Can I get a statement for the press?
Uhm, are you with TMZ?
Absolutely
Well, give me more questions
Blair! Are you a lesbian?
Yes, I've done everything
Blair! What's your favorite position?
CEO
Ahahahaha
[Blair]
America's Sweetheart!
The girl you'll love to know
America's Sweetheart!
I came to steal the show
Superstar, centerstage
Hollywood, I'm all the rage
Money face, movie smile
Everything in fashion
Body type, like a snack
Leading lady all in black
Ingénue, Jimmy Choo
Lights, camera, action
