I'm gonna make you late I'm gonna do you a favor I'm gonna get you off schedule For the third day in a row It's Wednesday morning, it's barely the crack of dawn yet So early the early bird isn't even born yet Early bird gets the worm – wrigglin', squigglin' Set down your terms, I like the way you're gigglin' You've got a tight agenda And really big plans to attend to Well I've got a secret – can you keep it? Surely! Last night I reset the alarm to ring 45 minutes early Now you may say: That's a gross manipulation That's okay – ‘cause it's true But it's your fault ‘cause you're my inspiration And the next 45 are for you you you you You're not my prisoner, you're free to go You know we'll stop when you say no But say it soon, while you can still speak ‘Cause I can't understand you when you squeak