Mr. yuk is mean Mr. yuk is green Home is full of lots of things that children shouldn't touch Home is full of bad things that can hurt you very much. Get to know his face... in every single place When you see it You'll know quick Things marked yuk Make you sick Sick, sick, sick Get to know his face... in every single place Mr. yuk is mean Mr. yuk is green Mr. yuk is mean Mr. yuk is green Open up the cupboard What do you see A funny looking face Not smiling at me You better listen up You people think he's dead He'll smash your fucking face And make you give him head (Chorus) Mr. yuk Mr. yuk He don't really give a fuck Mr. yuk Mr. yuk The time has come your out of luck Germicide's his way of life His middle name is death He'll tear out lungs with poisonous gas It's time to take your last fucking breath