Tom: Am
Fmaj7 G
I never heard such shit in all my life
Fmaj7 G Dm E
I hoped one day to mold you into the perfect wife
E
But you blew my hopes sky-high
Am
The bitch went nuts
C
Started talking 'bout politics
G
In front of all my bosses
Dm
Bullshit from the internet
Am
The bitch went nuts
C
I'll never be a partner at this rate
G Dm
Not with Jane fucking Fonda Jr. as my date
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no!
Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no, no!
Fmaj7 F6
Oh!
(Solo over Am)
A capella *** (Trill over Am)
It took me and a couple of men to restrain her, you should've seen her
A capella *** (Trill over Am)
When she freaked out and keyed John Franklin Jr.'s brand new Beamer
Fmaj7 G
She called us bigots with her fist in the air
Fmaj7 G Dm E
And as she did they all could see all her armpit hair
E
Now they think that I'm a fucking asshole
Am
The bitch went nuts
C
Started talking about vegetables
G
To the wives of my coworkers
Dm
Yeah, cruelty to animals
Am C
She thinks because she reads books she must be smarter
G Dm
But now when I close my eyes, I'll be fucking Jimmy Carter
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no!
Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no, no!
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 G
Oh, no no!
Fmaj7 F6
Oh, no no!
Am G Dm
Couldn't you have just nodded and smiled, from nine to twelve P.M.
C6 G
Instead of telling your conspiracy theories
Dm
To all my bosses
E
And all my friends?
Am
The bitch went nuts (Nuts!)
C
Started putting down the Christians
G
And all about what the white man
Dm
Did to the Indians
Am C
How could I know that she never done blow before?
G
She shouted, "Fuck Dick Cheney!"
Dm
Then she puked on Franklin's floor
(Solo on Am/C/G/Dm chords)
Oh no!
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no!
Fmaj7 G Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7
Oh no, no!
Fmaj7 F6 Fmaj7 G
Oh, no no!
Fmaj7 F6
Oh, no no!
