Tom: B [INTRO] B G# B G# B G# A F# [VERSE 1] B G# Can't you hear those cavalry drums B G# Hijacking your equilibrium B G# Midnight snacks in the mausoleum A F# Where the pixilated doctors moan B G# Carnivores in the Kowloon night B G# Breathing freon by the candlelight B G# Coquette bitch slap you're so polite A F# till you thank them for the tea and sympathy [CHORUS] E G# C# I want to defy the logic of all sex laws G Let the handcuffs slip off your wrists F# F E D I'll let you be my chaperone at the halfway home A A# (B) I'm a full grown man but I'm not afraid to cry *INTRO* [VERSE 2] Neptune's lips taste like fermented wine Perfumed blokes on the Ginza line Running buck wild like a concubine Whose mother never held her hand Brief encounters in Mercedes Benz Wearing hepatitis contact lens Bed and breakfast getaway weekends With Sports Illustrated moms *CHORUS* *INTRO* *CHORUS* *FADING INTRO*