Tom: C F C I hold your hair when you vomit Am G I shave my beard while you shit F C I shout at you when you're driving Am G if you don't know true love, well this is it F C True love, true love Am G if you don't know true love, well this is it F C True love, true love Am G if you don't know true love, well this is it [verse 2] F C you tell our sex live to your girlfriends Am G you pop my blackheads and my ziz F C when I cry at the movies Am G you swear to silence with a spit F C True love, true love Am G if you don't know true love, well this is it F C True love, true love Am G if you don't know true love, well this is it [verse 3] F C I know your farts aren't made of sugar Am G I know when your mother's on the rag F C you know my brother wants to f*ck you Am G that doesn't even make you mad F C True love, true love Am G if you don't know true love, well this is it F C True love, true love Am G if you don't know true love, well this is it [bridge] F C when the fridge is empty that's your fault Am G when the toilet seat's up that is my fault F C I love the colour of your hair, you wear my t-shirt to bed Am G I think it's time we had a kid F C True love, true love Am G if you don't know true love, well this is it F C True love, true love Am G if you don't know true love, well this is it F C this is i-i-i-i-it Am G i-i-i-i-i-i-i-it F C this is i-i-i-i-it Am G i-i-i-i-i-i-i-it Am G if you don't know true love, well this is it