Tom: G
G C G
I wandered o'er the nation, and staggered through the bars
C G A D
I traveled o'er the roadways in rusty, junker cars
C G C G Em
I searched the whole world over for the cure to ease my pain
C G D Em G
And found the medication that swirls 'round my brain.
[Verse 2]
G C G
My liver is in shambles and my colon is a mess
C G A D
The reason for the problem is a source that is your guess
C G C G Em
Turpentine and thinners, and refined alcohol
C G D G
I blew-out all my taste buds as I've tried to taste them all
[Chorus]
C G
Oh vodka's in the bottle and rum is in the flask,
C G A D
I've got a shot of brandy, and tequila in my glass
C G C G Em
Imported wines from off the vines will sometimes serve the task
C G D G
But Whiskey-Bailey's-Guinness will knock me on my ass.
[Verse 3]
G C G
Take a pint of Guinness and watch the waterfall
C G A D
Drink it halfway down and stop you dare not drink it all
C G C G Em
Take half a shot of whiskey make Jameson the call,
C G D G
Then top the shot with Bailey's get ready for a ball.
[Verse 4]
G C G
Line those glasses up, me boys, it's time to face the fray,
C G A D
If you ain't got the gonads get up and walk away.
C G C G Em
Drop that shot right in the beer, then quickly drink it down,
C G D G
Last one empty on the bar will buy another round.
[Chorus]
C G
Oh vodka's in the bottle and rum is in the flask,
C G A D
I've got a shot of brandy, and tequila in my glass
C G C G Em
Imported wines from off the vines will sometimes serve the task
C G D G
But Whiskey-Bailey's-Guinness will knock me on my ass.
[Solo]
G C G C G A D C G C G Em C G D G
G C G C G A D C G C G Em C G D G
[Verse 5]
G C G
I wandered o'er the nation, and staggered through the bars
C G A D
I traveled o'er the roadways in rusty, junker cars
C G C G Em
I searched the whole world over for the cure to ease my pain
C G D G
And found the medication that swirls 'round my brain.
[Chorus]
C G
Oh vodka's in the bottle and rum is in the flask,
C G A D
I've got a shot of brandy, and tequila in my glass
C G C G Em
Imported wines from off the vines will sometimes serve the task
C G D Em
But Whiskey-Bailey's-Guinness...
C G D
Whiskey-Bailey's-Guinness...
[Solo]
G C G C G C D
G C G C G C D
G C G C G C D
G C G C G C D G
