How long how long : how long my train been gone Been gone long enough : to take you to your good gal home Tell my wild women in California : where I so long to be Wild women and whiskey : can make a fool out of me They can lead me like a little airedale : that's only seven weeks old They can lead me to the water : shake my head no no no The longest train I ever rode : was seventy‑nine coaches long But if the man had a‑seed me : around the mountain I'd have been gone I was on my way to California : where I so long to be Honey I'm from Missouri : you have to side me