Heard the news about the scare 
In the underwear 
Populations getting thin 
Forget the bomb its carnal sin yeh! 
Marriage up divorce is down 
No one wants to fuck around 
Save the rose reject romance 
Micky Mouse don`t drop his pants 
Now to sexual relations 
Better take a wife 
Now that sex is death 
Better lead a boring life 
No time for social kissing 
You`ll hardly raise a smile 
When you think what you`ll be missing 
Iron undies back in style 

Now where did it start? 
And where will it end? 
Be nice to the wife 
Can`t trust your friends 
Masculine natural nowadays can offend 
Never gonna fall in love again 

Seems like only yesterday 
Cocaine and extasy 
Run around and jump on anything ya see 
A marriage of convenience 
Saw a doctor went abroad 
Saved up a few pennies 
Ran the weelchair down to Lourdes 
Now handsome is as handsome does 
And I did it everywhere 
Before the currant era 
I didn`t have a care 
Bloodstream destination 
Megavitamin therapy 
Artificial insemination 
D.I.Y. vasectomy 
Oh spaceman junkfood Dallas 
The 20th century 
Two World Wars a Great Depression 
This must be Germ War III 
Now where did it start? 
And where will it end? 
Be nice to the wife 
Can`t trust your friends 
Masculine natural nowadays can offend 
Never gonna fall in love again 

No need for alimony 
`Cos no one wants to split 
Liesure times a gamble 
But jogging keeps you fit 
Packed my bags for China 
Join the yellow race 
Nostradamus had a theory 
They`re inheriting the place 
Blamed it on the Haliens 
C.I.A and KGB 
A.R.C. light a shining 
Down on monogamy 
New date really hard 
Promiscure? Change your views 
Unless you got a health card 
Take a tip from Howard Hughes 
Oh Trocadero transfer 
I-Beam closet scene 
Cat and mouse with the press 
Exposé celebrity 

Now where did it start? 
And where will it end? 
Be nice to the wife 
Can`t trust your friends 
Masculine natural nowadays can offend 
Never gonna fall in love again 
No no no 

The tramp of time continues 
En masse to wedding bells 
But they haven`t made no breakthrough 
To helper T. white cells 
Wholesale Hyper wipe out 
Technology against the pest 
Put away those etchings 
Sorry baby no contest 
Notches and phone members 
Collection flesh as pelts 
Stealing cancers thunder 
Blows below the belt 
Oh don`t it make you wonder 
`Bout how the cards are dealt 
Hoyl cow 

Now where did it start? 
And where will it end? 
Be nice to the wife 
Can`t trust your friends 
Masculine natural nowadays can offend 
Never gonna fall in love again