She`s bugging me again
Run to use the phone
Find and rent a hitman
From the twilight zone
It was good in the beginning
But wifes become a drag
Found me a solution
In Adventure Mag
Five grand as downpayment
It`s just a call away
Cheaper than some legal fee
And they do the job today
So if you got a problem
Pick up the telephone
For the guns and glory cowboys
From the twilight zone
At the Continental Club
There`s no extras for strip tease
We`re the gang that
Couldn`t shoot straight
But we aim to please
Viet vets and drifters
Shell shocked from the hill
At the Continental
Doc Savage pays the bill
Yah soldiers of fortune
But we`re not mental giants
But mister I must tell you
Neither are our clients
So if you got a problem
Pick up the telephone
For the guns and glory cowboys
From the twilight zone
At the Continental Club
There`s no extras for strip tease
We`re the gang that
Couldn`t shoot straight
But we aim to please
Did a job in Georgia
Money in advance
Fingers through the post
With a chilling nonchalanche
Seen some civil war now
For the cash we took their lives
Back here on the homestead
Rich on peoples wives
We`re eighties bounty hunters
With comical ineptitude
Modern cowboy cadres
Guns and glory dudes
So if you got a problem
Pick up the telephone
For the guns and glory cowboys
From the twilight zone
At the Continental Club
There`s no extras for strip tease
We`re the gang that
Couldn`t shoot straight
But we aim to please
