Tom: D
D
There's no such thing
G A
As a harmless joke
D
There's no such thing
G A
As a gentle toke
D
There's no such thing
G A
As panamas jet? (can't make word out here)
CHORUS
D
Who's got the crack
G A D
Who - o - oes got the crack x 4
Verse 2
D
I Am A goat
G A
In a moat
D
With a boat
CHORUS
A D
whos got the crack
G A D
Who - o - oes got the crack x 4
Verse 3
D
I like it when
G A
My hair is poofy
D
I like it when
G D
You slip me a roofy
D
I like it when
G A
You've got the crack
A D
You've got the crack
CHORUS
D
whos got the crack
G A D
Who - o - oes got the crack x 4
Verse 4
D
I wanna be a hippy
D G A
But I've forgotten how to love
D
It's hard to be a garbage man
D G A
When a sailor stole my glove
D
I don't wanna be wreckless
D G A
But I'd rather be wreckless than rockless
D
Put your mamma in a headlock
CHORUS
D
whos got the crack
G A D
Who - o - oes got the crack x 4
A D
Not you
