In the fall of 1982 we took an excursion too Down to the muddy pond we flow Taking with us our makeshift canoe It was actually a kiddy pool A great craft for three young fools Who didn't need some tools Just some luck and Johnny's drool And little did we all know Big Don tried to spoil the show Complained about our clothes and so We had to let our fine ship go Excursions at the pond 1982 There we were at the stormy sea Our sunken ship was resurrescted for the children to see. Let me tell you a little secret: Kiddie pools are not the most desirable sailing vessels in the world, in fact, they suck. At the 3 o'clock hour our craft is tossing about so. But what are we gonna do? Are we gonna swim to shore? Impossible! Shore must be at least 10 to 15 feet away. All you can do is bear it, lay back with you clothes covered in mud Big Don complaining about it. What are you gonna do? That's what I want to know. Who do you think you are anyway, Johnny's drool? A Las mates! Its over to the pond we sail And you thought the Titanic was bad.