Tom: D Em You call me on the telephone G You call the phone for love D You call the phone for many things A You call the phone for bug Em G But when you call me all the time, I know not what to do D A You call me so I poo-poo-poo, you poo-poo-poo me too and Em You want sandwich G You want love D You want everything A You want bug Em You want sandwich G You want love D D You want everything, don't you? You want bug! Oo-oo (Em, G, D, A) 2X Em G There was a little monster out in a lake D A I went to his house to bake him-bake a cake! Em G But then the next day I got a call from him, D A he said I want sandwich for my din-dan, and Em You want sandwich G You want love D You want everything A You want bug Em You want sandwich G You want love D D You want everything, don't you? You want bug! Oo-oo (Em, G, D, A) 2X Em G The crooked crocodile sits in his chair D A Rocking back in forth like he didn't even care Em He calls me in the morning, he says: G "I want love now homie, D A 'cuz I rock all day long just like my mama told me!" so... Em You want sandwich G You want love D You want everything A You want bug Em You want sandwich G You want love D D You want everything, don't you? You want bug! Oo-oo (Em, G, D, A) 2X Em The tutti-frutti toucan G can do what you can! D I am not now joking! A I asked the tattoo man, Em he says "Tutti-Frutti called him, G and said many things" D but most of all he said: A I WANT EVERYTHING! Em You want sandwich G You want love D You want everything A You want bug Em You want sandwich G You want love D D You want everything, don't you? You want bug! Oo-oo (Em, G, D, A) 2X I said, Em G "Who is the bug? Who is the bug?" D A *pseudo-German* I said, Em G "Who is the bug? Who is the bug?" D A *more pseudo-German* (Em, G, D, A) 2X