Tom: D D [Verse] D In the court of Augustine the Twelfth A The king reprimanded his men D And demanded they put good use to all his wealth G A To cure his deep ennui D G For you see he found that he was sad and lonely D G A D Ever since his wife, the queen got mad and rode off on his steed [Interlude] G A D G Em [Verse] D In a glen beyond the castle wall A There was a tinker, and he was a thinker D The smartest man in all the world G A He made a mechanical girl D G For you see his daughter passed away that summer D G A And though he knew he could not replace her, he missed his family [Interlude] D Bb A [Verse] G D Suddenly a knock at the door went ra-ta-ta-ta G D And the kingsmen came blowing horns ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba G D "By order of his highness we're to take you and that thing A To present your marvel to the king!" D G A And so over glen and through castle walls D G Over the moat and into the creat castle hall A When her master urged, the mechanical girl emerged [Interlude] D G A D G A [Verse] D When the king laid eyes on the girl A He was delighted, his men were all knighted D G A He yelled for all the world, "I'll take her for my queen!" D G A D The man screamed, "Please don't take my child, I beg you mighty king." G D And they took him by the tail coat and threw him in hte moat [Interlude] Bb A [Verse] G D Later in their wedding bed, the king was shocked to see G D A tender kiss upon the cheek unleashed an armory G D Rocket launchers and flame throwing guns grew from her sides A And she grew to seven times her size Run [Interlude] D Bb F Bb G F A D Bb A D G A D G A [Verse] D On the morn of august twenty-fourth A He was dejected when he least expected D G A A knock was heard upon the door, it was his robot girl D G A For you see he made her indestructible D G It seems and she destroyed that awful kingdom F D G A And they lived happily D So you see the moral of the story is G A D Never take a child from a loving parent G A D Especially not ones who make children who shoot rockets from their eyes