Tom: E
E G#m
if you hear this song, you probably
C#m B
know it’s about you which is weird, but
E G#m
if you didn’t know, maybe you’d think
C#m B
it was beautiful i don’t know. I think
E G#m
i sold my soul a couple summers ago
C#m B E
i was drunk and underage. i could still
G#m C#m
see you swaying to the music but the
B C#m
music had to change, and the bar closed
B
by the way.
[Chorus]
E G#m
This isn’t a love song but i’ll sing
C#m B
it’s your girlfriends birthday
E G#m
and i promise i’ll behave i’ll never
C#m B E
text you anything. if you told me to
G#m C#m
be brave i’d split my soul a thousand
B E
ways. but it’s not a love song,
G#m C#m B
no way.
[Verse 2]
E G#m C#m
on the 21st last Saturday, i kissed
B E
another’s date. when they looked at me,
G#m C#m B E
i wanted to run so far away. i remember
G#m
your smell and your white lies are
C#m B
still floating all around me. now i
E G#m C#m
never want anyone else and i know that
B
i sound crazy.
[Chorus]
E G#m
This isn’t a love song, but i’ll sing.
C#m B
it’s your girlfriends birthday and i
E G#m C#m
promise i’ll behave i’ll never text you
B E G#m
anything. if you told me to be brave
C#m B
i’d split my soul a thousand ways, but
E G#m C#m B
it’s not a love song, no way.
[Bridge]
E G#m C#m B E
i’ll never go to manhattan again. it’s
G#m C#m
too expensive and i don’t have any
B
friends. (x2)
E* G#m*
this isn’t a love song but i’ll sing.
C#m* B
it’s your girlfriends birthday
[Chorus]
E G#m
this isn’t a love song but i’ll sing.
C#m B
it’s your girlfriends birthday, today
E G#m
and i promise i’ll behave i’ll never
C#m B E
text you anything. if you told me to be
G#m C#m
brave i’d split my soul a thousand
B E
ways, but it’s not a love song,
G#m C#m B
no way.
E
it’s not a love song.
